Occupy Wall Street needs corporate sponsors! Ben & Jerry’s Ice Cream and their multi-national conglomerate…?
The ice cream maker has yet to name an authoritative manufactured goods for the protest. But I’m dreaming of a new chunky swirl called “Occu-Pie Walnut.”
We’ve sold the institution bowl games after all. I like the sound of “The Wells Fargo Occupy Wall Street Movement.” But Citigroup may already have a leg up on a naming rights deal.
What better way to show support than a corporate sponsorship? Doesn’t “Occupy Wall Street By Citigroup” sound more forthcoming? And wouldn’t America make a quicker comeback if corporations would simply pay people to protest against them?
Here are a few other messaging thoughts I have for companies that might want to get behind this anti-corporate movement:
Bank of America: “If you like anarchy and chaos, you’ll like the court filings in our foreclosure cases.”
Samuel Adams : “Boston Beer: Never as harsh as Boston police.”
Netflix: “We stopped saying ‘Qwikster.’ You stop must stop staying ‘Bankster.’”
United Airlines : “We like people with too much baggage.”
All-purpose Electric: “Thanks for paying your taxes so we don’t have to.”
BP : “Why does there always have to be this Gulf between us?”
Dr. Pepper : “Be a Pepper. Don’t be pepper sprayed.”
Blackberry : “Could you please try texting whatever it is that you’re so mad about, again.”
Sotheby’s : “Next time you dirty hippie activists go barging into to one of our fine auctions, buy a touch.”
J.P. Morgan Chase & Co. : “Maybe some day our CEO James Dimon will drop by your house.”
99� Only Store : “The 99% will eventually shop here.”
Irish Jump : “Fresher than Arab Jump. Better than American Fall.”
Galleon Group: “You hug trees. We hug hedges. What’s the difference? � Free Raj Rajaratnam!”
Capital One : “What’s in your wallet? What? Someone stole your wallet?”
Goldman Sachs : “You won’t get arrested for obstructing the Brooklyn Join after we sell it to you.”
This thought was plagerized by me but I couldn’t find the author to give kudos to….
You know any other companies that might want to get on board with this?
be sure to mix in some crushed Black Walnut.
BP: “Who really cares what we ruin over the pond?”





































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