Fun Festivus Party Games?

ps…
If you want to tell me how gay my party will be, how festivus sucks, how Israel/Jews suck, or troll/flame this post in any way shape form or fashion please just stfu…you’re not cool, you’re not funny, you’re not tough, and nobody cares what you have to say.

Gay rights–Marry whoever you want. it doesn’t affect anyone else.

Smoking–Should be completely illegal. It causes birth defects, and children are forced to inhale secondhand smoke if their parents smoke. Also, secondhand smoke is even worse than firsthand. However, we can’t just out of the blue ilegalize it. We need to start by subsidizing clinins and stop smoking aids, and the motivation is that that subsidy will be paid by strong hikes in Cigarette taxes. Eventually, smoking will be banned.

Other sex rights–Bedroom privacy; what happens in bed stays in bed

Hate crimes–Strictly enforced laws against hate crimes

Healthcare–universal

other health issues–Trans fats banned, strong motivation for restaurants, especially fast food, to serve healthier food, strict laws enforcing nutrition and ingredient labels

Economy
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Welfare–Very inclusive iff (if and only if; a math term) you are btween jobs, looking but not having success, or debilitated.

Minimum wage–Make it higher. When people have more money, the economy gets better.

Redistribution of wealth–Moderate. People should be rewarded for what they do, but every person should have a right to eat and live life.

Social Security–do NOT privatize it. People could be working until they die if they can’t pay for social security.

Other economic strategies–temorary government funded job (mostly odd jobs and menial tasks and comunity service) for those between jobs that aren’t having luck. Optional, but reccomended, as you do get paid.

Education
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NCLB–repeal it. Students hate it, teachers hate it, administrators hate it, and it is an unfair way of tesdting schools. Students mightnot try as hard if they know that state tests don’t go toward their grade. NCLB needs a critical look and reform

ALERT!!! New agency!!!–EQA (educational quality administration). all teachers must be approved by EQA before getting hired, and the EQA rates schools as NCLB does now.

Pay teachers more–Many great teachers refuse the job because the salary is so meager. Raise the salary so that wouldn’t happen, but not so high that people go in just for the money

Foreign Policy
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War–if attacked, we find out who, then once we’re sure that it was goverment sponsored, we go to war with that country. Also, if not attacked, we stay at peace, unless there is an imminent threat of being attacked, in which case we critically examine whether it is worth going to war. Otherwise we send diplomats.

Immigration–make it easier to become a citizen, but fix it at the root. First try to improve things in Mexico, so that they wouldn’t need to hop the fence, then deal with what’s left accordingly.

Other foreign policy–diplomatic talks

about me
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White Agnostic Jew
you probably can figure out my political party

Would you vote for me? Why or why not? how could I improve? If you are that troll called Foxhole or whatever, if you could please neglect to answer, that would be great.

Thank you and Merry ChristmaHannuKwanzaa or Solstice or Festivus or whatever you celebrate
about welfare–Of course I would give it to children and the elderly as well, I must have just forgotten to write that

About Islam–They’re not all bad, ya know. If you want a more detailed explanation, feel free to email me.

thanks for being honest, I appreciate it
My cabinet/running mate–I would attempt to unify by picking a very diligent and strong VP, former rivals for some cabinet positions, and experts as others (like Steve Chu as sec. of Energy under Obama)
“Ban smoking and unhealthy foods? Why not ban pleasure altogether?”
I’d ban snoking because others are affected, I’d ban trans fats because foods can be made just as good if not better with other, natural forms, and I wouldn’t ban unhealthy food, I’d just motivate businesses to go healthier. Besides, I’m lenient on sex.
“Ban smoking and unhealthy foods? Why not ban pleasure altogether?”
I’d ban snoking because others are affected, I’d ban trans fats because foods can be made just as good if not better with other, natural forms, and I wouldn’t ban unhealthy food, I’d just motivate businesses to go healthier. Besides, I’m lenient on sex.
“Ban smoking and unhealthy foods? Why not ban pleasure altogether?”
I’d ban snoking because others are affected, I’d ban trans fats because foods can be made just as good if not better with other, natural forms, and I wouldn’t ban unhealthy food, I’d just motivate businesses to go healthier. Besides, I’m lenient on sex.
sorry that last thing got posted 3 times…
My computer was being slow and I was being impatient.