Heidi Klum is driving around one day?

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Heidi Klum is driving around one day?

Question
Suddenly, the car breaks down and she has it towed to a garage. A little bit later, the mechanic comes out and says, “Looks like you’ve blown a seal.”

Heidi replies, “Leave my personal life out of it and tell me what’s wrong with my car!”

Answered by beauty
lol
Answered by spursfan;):o
leave heidi alone . lol.
Answered by shalertitan52
this joke is older than my grandmother!!!!!
Answered by kathy_is_a_nurse
Good one… Here’s another:

A guy was stranded on a desert island with Heidi Klum. Initially, he played it cool, not making any moves on her for several weeks.

Finally, he asked her if they could start a physical relationship, so as to attend to each other’s needs. Heidi was game, and a very nice sexual relationship began.

After several months, the guy approached Heidi and said, “I have a problem…It’s kind of a guy thing, but I need to ask you a favor.” Heidi replied, “Okay,” to which he asked, “Can I borrow your eyebrow pencil?”

Heidi looked at him in confusion, but obliged.

The guy then asked, “Do you mind if I use the eyebrow pencil to draw a mustache on you?” Heidi was growing worried, but again obliged, so the guy drew a mustache on her.

Then the guy said, “Can you wear some of my clothes? I need for you to look more like a man.” Heidi was becoming disappointed at this point, but hesitantly put on his clothes.

Finally, the guy said to Heidi, “Do you mind if I call you Phil?” Heidi had now become very dejected, and said “No, I guess not, you can call me Phil.”

So, the guy reached out and grabbed Heidi by the arms and shouted “Phil, you won’t believe who I have been sleeping with!”

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