
How can I make fat bastard in tiger woods 09?
Question
I think it would be hilarious. Does someone have a front and side photo of him so i could make him in tiger woods 09, also?
Answered by Robbie
That is a good idea. Here are the best photos I could find
http://www.vegetarianwomen.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fat-bastard.jpg
http://media.photobucket.com/image/fat%20bastard/Amastasia/fat_bastard.jpg
And look at this its real and hilarious:
http://www.volunteer.blogs.com/winewaves/images/fat_bastard_chardonnay_2005.jpg

What is Tiger Woods’ body fat percentage?
Question
He’s looking really buff these days….anyone know?
Answered by dick_imax
I don’t know but I’d guess he’s about 9%. He’s probably runs about 40-45 miles a week in the late afternoon in his hometown which is very humid.
He says he does it in the late afternoon because the humid weather makes it more difficult, mentally.
If he doesn’t mount a comeback tomorrow (SAT), The Masters will have very low ratings on Sunday.
He says he does it in the late afternoon because the humid weather makes it more difficult, mentally.
If he doesn’t mount a comeback tomorrow (SAT), The Masters will have very low ratings on Sunday.
Answered by beefjerkeylover69
its exactly 8.385% (it was on oprah)

What’s the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods?
Question
Santa’s Fat
Tiger’s a golf player
Santa’s a winter
Tiger’s a summer
Santa has real reindeer’s.
Tiger has a golf course
Santa starts with a S
Tiger with a T
Tiger can’t eat all the cookies
Santa’s a giver.
Tiger gets coal
Santa gets Milk and Cookies
What else is there?
Tiger’s a golf player
Santa’s a winter
Tiger’s a summer
Santa has real reindeer’s.
Tiger has a golf course
Santa starts with a S
Tiger with a T
Tiger can’t eat all the cookies
Santa’s a giver.
Tiger gets coal
Santa gets Milk and Cookies
What else is there?
Answered by Naruto777
Tiger Woods is still alive.
Answered by ALL THE SIGLE LADIES SUSPENDED
santa clause has 3 hos
tiger has 12
tiger has 12
Answered by Hannah
Kind of weird but ok… uh Santa goes to good girls houses too. Tiger goes to bad girls houses only. hehe.
Santa stops at 3 hoes
Facebook group.
whats the difference between santa and tiger woods?
Question
santa didn’t rape a pornstar.
tiger woods isn’t a fat fake old man.
santa has NEVER won a major golf tournament.
tiger woods has never ridden a reindeer (not yet)
tiger woods isn’t a fat fake old man.
santa has NEVER won a major golf tournament.
tiger woods has never ridden a reindeer (not yet)
add on, i tink its important we answer this question in every possible way so the jokes about it will STOP.
Answered by raye
LOL
Answered by Gijohn
Santa knows enough to stop after three “ho’s”
Answered by Tiger Woods
One thing we both have in common is we both fxxked Mrs Claus
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Santa COMES once a year???????
Tiger Woods has out with more “ho’s” then Santa!
Haha.
Pats my back!
Well Santa stopped at three ho’s.