I found William Shatner’s toupee in the back seat of my mom’s car. What could this mean?

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I found William Shatner’s toupee in the back seat of my mom’s car. What could this mean?

Question
Answered by just wondering
It means that you now know who your father is.
Answered by BillyCostigan
You’ve been marked for the Shat attack
Answered by isabella h
he could be your daddy
Answered by ­ revenginator will find you
I wouldn’t worry too much about it unless you find his girdle too.

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How many famous peoples’ cars have broken down in front of your house?

Question
I have noticed the amount of television shows that rely on convenient plot twists like William Shatner’s car breaking down. I’m just wondering if that ever does happen. :-/
Answered by Bob S
santa claus’s reindeer sled? does that count?
Answered by jaidenmommy1976
96…..oh and a half
Answered by colin050659
NONE THAT WOULD BE ABOUT A MILLION TO ONE
Answered by Elle
Er, well Kevin Spacey broke down in front of my driveway and needed to borrow my spark leads…..I made him hot chocolate and called the breakdown recovery vehicle for him. Oh, okay, I’m lying. It was Britney Spears.

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Is there a bigger sell out then William Shatner?

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..and I love it! i love sitting here watching the original Star Treks and then on comes a commercial with “Capt. Kirk” pimpin a law office…or a car rental place…I think it is hilarious!

but good for him to still be working…he is just EVERYWHERE!

..maybe adam west …
…I am not knocking the man…I just think it is funny. It is like there is nothing he won’t do…and he admits to it. He admits to the fact he over acts…

and I forgot about the Hasselhoff…he is up there too

Answered by AMY S
I dont think hes a sell out, hes a professional and business man, hes no fool and hes still making money
Answered by kc_6201
No disrespect to the man, but I thought you had to have talent to be considered a sellout. He isn’t a bad comedic actor though.
Answered by teejaybigdaddy
my space/teejaybigdaddy/rocketmann
the SHAT is the shit
Answered by Julie
Elmo… definitely Elmo. He’s sold his name to everything! What a marketing whore…

Guys: Do you think you’d look cool sliding across the hood of a car?

Question
like William Shatner in T.J. Hooker?
Answered by Mr O
heII yeah! it’s chick magnetism! it also can burn your azz if you’re wearing chaps!
Answered by Buk
Would it look cool when I landed on the curb with my pants off and a gash in my forehead?

Hellz yah!

Answered by Fuzzybutt
Hood Slidin like Bo Duke
Answered by Julie W
I think when sliding across the hood, most guys look more like Dukes of Hazard than William Shatner. Just sayin.

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Comments

  1. cindy says:

    it wasnt Scotty that ‘beamed her up’~

  2. J£W£L in d£NIL£ says:

    he left it behind when he said ‘beam me up scotty’….it wasn’t a klingon!

  3. lonely1 says:

    He hitched a ride and the window was down. Your mom was driving too fast and the toupee flew off.

  4. ♥miss ellie♥ says:

    It means he is so fat and lazy he didn’t bother to get it out of there….but I love him, too. ♥

  5. jrsygrl says:

    It means he’s cheating on me

  6. running on empty says:

    momma’s getting some

  7. Right On says:

    That you are REASONABLY good at identifying unfamiliar objects, and you’re having possum for dinner. lol !

  8. guidomcunstoppable says:

    It depends. Was it his pubic toupee?

  9. The penetrator says:

    Danny Crane …I’m cooo coo for coco puff’s.

  10. shiloh says:

    It means that your mom is desparate.

  11. jackson skylord says:

    im don’t…but im sure a lot! i live in Manhattan so im sure peoples cars break down a lot so im pretty sure at least 1 has lol

  12. this is harder than it looks. says:

    Zip.

  13. melkyfan24 says:

    nada!

  14. *Coolboy* says:

    i know many normal peoples car broken in our area lol

  15. tunerdaddy says:

    Let me ask you a question, if someone asked you to promote their product, and it did’nt demeen you in anyway, and at the moment not much work was coming in, you would’nt do it? He’s just a guy who’s cashing in on his past/current fame, to survive inthis world you have to make money, and that’s all he’s doing.

  16. Ricki says:

    Shatner is so bad, he’s good. His whole schtick now is about being over the top and hammy and crazy and it totally works for him. He’s obviously worked out that there are more people around who appreciate ‘actors’ who don’t take themselves too seriously and don’t all think they’re the next Olivier. Lots of other ‘actors’ have taken a successful leaf out of his book and given themselves career longevity as a result including The Hoff, Pamela Anderson and yes, Adam West. Sell out? Maybe, but Shatner is no fool.

  17. Lov'n IT! says:

    David Carodine in those ridiculous Yellowbook.com commercials.

  18. David says:

    When you get older, either your wear out, or you rust out.
    Bob Baker wore out.
    Too many actors and actresses retire, sit, and rust out.
    Look at Kim Cattrel. She does sexy nude scenes, at age 50, on tv.

  19. AnarchyONtheSHORTbus says:

    It’s not selling out when you own what you’re marketing. Few people know that the Shat actually ones a percentage of Priceline.

    Not to mention that he’s one of the nicest, funniest guys out there.

  20. 'lil peanut says:

    shatner is great. I love Star Trek and when he did the comedy album song Mr. Tamborine Man omg that was hilarious he has always been around and will always be around I love him

  21. Sherilynne B says:

    He should do what old fat has-beens do and that is stay out of sight. It ruins his image to be hawking priceline (yes he owns it, yes it is a rip off) and other crap. Wouldn’t it be nice if the only time we see him is as the Captain?

  22. The Spectacular Kevin says:

    i am from the south, so i think i look like Bo Duke

  23. Benny. says:

    I look cool doing anything baby!

  24. WIL says:

    i have been told i look cool with a leash on crawling across the floor on my hands and knees

  25. Brambles says:

    honey. i’ve slid across the hood of a car ,
    a couple of times, and BE-Lieve Me.
    it was not cool. – it fck hurts.
    well, not so much the sliding part,
    but the landing afterwards.

  26. Le vert étonnant a monté says:

    maybe if I could get my fat butt off the ground that high

  27. ♥Love♥ ♥Allie♥ says:

    It’s all cool till the hood ornament gets involved…

  28. The Jerk says:

    You don’t think it’s hot?

    Nothing like a man sliding across the hood of his 89 Honda Civic, slipping off, and busting his noggin on the pavement.

  29. ♀ Gσтнι¢ яσмαи¢є ♀ says:

    * H3ll Yeah !!! Al-thou I probably wouldn’t nail the landing and slide right over onto the ground xD … I’ll have to tr that today lolz *

  30. M&T says:

    Nudist shy away from hot hoods!

  31. KK88 Your Face says:

    I like to think of myself more along the lines of the Dukes of Hazzard.

  32. Cyberghost says:

    Probably not.

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